These are the best captions ever! I laughed so hard I lost my boner, but it's okay cause now I can appreciate the captions better!

Every once and a while someone goes through my archives and I get to see a bunch of my old caption and tag jokes. I know that if they still make me laugh after this time I had a winner.

Thank you for reminding me that I like making these silly little jokes.

nothingbutrule34:

I’m horny for 2D girls.

Suit Integrity: 69%
I just want to congratulate you on your choice humor. I paused a masturbation session for this.
Anonymous

One of the greatest compliments I have ever received.

stickysheep:

"I’m floating on cocks"

stickysheep:

"I’m floating on cocks"

madskitlet7:

OH MY HEART

madskitlet7:

OH MY HEART

lonelycafeafterhours:

(Jajala)

When you die, it’s my turn.

lonelycafeafterhours:

(Jajala)

When you die, it’s my turn.

storywhisper:

anlinndubh:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thetwerkingthomas:

tevinter-is-coming:

Snow Queen (x)

WTF THIS IS HILARIOUS

LESBIANS GET SHIT DONE :D

Lesbians and FUKKEN DWARVES, YEAH!

Ok NSFW but everyone should read oglaf, go do it!

I had to reblog this. So not sorry

Best dick jokes, written and illustrated by awesome people.

thepillowkisser:

mama-kitty-art:

manyakisart:

An Incubus in his usual job.

Why is this adorable?

I love this altogether too much!

thepillowkisser:

mama-kitty-art:

manyakisart:

An Incubus in his usual job.

Why is this adorable?

I love this altogether too much!

I used to very much love this blog. Any chance it will ever come out of hibernation?
Anonymous

I lurk in the shadows.

Secluded.

Pornographing.

It is only hibernation. I slumber, but both the boners and the jokes remain.