"I’m floating on cocks"
OH MY HEART
When you die, it’s my turn.
Snow Queen (x)
WTF THIS IS HILARIOUS
LESBIANS GET SHIT DONE :D
Lesbians and FUKKEN DWARVES, YEAH!
Ok NSFW but everyone should read oglaf, go do it!
I had to reblog this. So not sorry
Best dick jokes, written and illustrated by awesome people.
An Incubus in his usual job.
Why is this adorable?
I love this altogether too much!
I lurk in the shadows.
It is only hibernation. I slumber, but both the boners and the jokes remain.
(of a place) not seen or visited by many people; sheltered and private.
“the gardens are quiet and secluded”
synonyms: sheltered, private, concealed, hidden, unfrequented, sequestered, tucked away
1. One who produces pornography
2. porn merchant; someone who presents shows or sells writing or pictures that are sexually explicit in violation of the community mores
oh my GOD
So this post has been made infinitely better.