nothingbutrule34:

I’m horny for 2D girls.

Suit Integrity: 69%
I just want to congratulate you on your choice humor. I paused a masturbation session for this.
Anonymous

One of the greatest compliments I have ever received.

stickysheep:

"I’m floating on cocks"

stickysheep:

"I’m floating on cocks"

madskitlet7:

OH MY HEART

madskitlet7:

OH MY HEART

lonelycafeafterhours:

(Jajala)

When you die, it’s my turn.

lonelycafeafterhours:

(Jajala)

When you die, it’s my turn.

storywhisper:

anlinndubh:

randomredux:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thetwerkingthomas:

tevinter-is-coming:

Snow Queen (x)

WTF THIS IS HILARIOUS

LESBIANS GET SHIT DONE :D

Lesbians and FUKKEN DWARVES, YEAH!

Ok NSFW but everyone should read oglaf, go do it!

I had to reblog this. So not sorry

Best dick jokes, written and illustrated by awesome people.

thepillowkisser:

mama-kitty-art:

manyakisart:

An Incubus in his usual job.

Why is this adorable?

I love this altogether too much!

thepillowkisser:

mama-kitty-art:

manyakisart:

An Incubus in his usual job.

Why is this adorable?

I love this altogether too much!

I used to very much love this blog. Any chance it will ever come out of hibernation?
Anonymous

I lurk in the shadows.

Secluded.

Pornographing.

It is only hibernation. I slumber, but both the boners and the jokes remain.

Secluded Pornographer

Secluded
se·clud·ed
siˈklo͞odid/
adjective
1.
(of a place) not seen or visited by many people; sheltered and private.
“the gardens are quiet and secluded”
synonyms: sheltered, private, concealed, hidden, unfrequented, sequestered, tucked away

Pornographer
Por·nog·ra·pher
pȯr-ˈnä-grə-fər

1. One who produces pornography
2. porn merchant; someone who presents shows or sells writing or pictures that are sexually explicit in violation of the community mores